
When it came back up to down 100 pts, Bloomberg host be like:

Now the mood in my fund at 12:00:

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When it came back up to down 100 pts, Bloomberg host be like:

Now the mood in my fund at 12:00:

Credit: M/Mutual Fund/LA
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http://www.businessinsider.com/finra-fining-banks-over-toysrus-ipo-2014-12
TweetLooks like a normal job posting until you read: “The unsucessful candidate section”. Looks like Stevie Cohen is hiring again. It’s indeed a rare opportunity!

FUNDAMENTAL EQUITY ANALYSTS & PMs - RENOWN NEW YORK HF Employer: Renown HF in NY Location: New York Hire: Discretionary Analysts & L/S fundamental PMs $$$: Commensurate with experience. aka, very good.
14961 FUNDAMENTAL EQUITY ANALYSTS & PMs - RENOWN NEW YORK HF
Employer: Renown HF in NY
Location: New York
Hire: Discretionary Analysts & L/S fundamental PMs
$$$: Commensurate with experience. aka, very good.
IJC Ref: #14961 (Please indicate this reference in communication)
OUR CLIENT:
Our client is a Renown L/S HF in NY managing over $10 bn of stable institutional capital. The firm has a sector organization and a strong collegial corporate culture.
The client is expanding and looking for new L/S Analysts and PMs to join its successful team.
THE SUCCESSFUL ANALYST(s):
Our client has a hiring interest for new analysts in Industrials, Energy, Consumers & TMTs:
• Specialists of fewer companies rather than generalist of a sector.
• This is purely public equity – credit, eventarb… are not relevant to these roles
• Resilient, intellectually curious, competitive mind, high velocity of ideas, motivated (started investments early in life)
• Past performance a good indication of future performance.
The company offers training and growth, the access to the PM role, an exceptional compensation structure.
THE SUCCESSFUL PORTFOLIO MANAGER(s):
Our client has a hiring interest for new L/S discretionary PMs in Consumers, Tech, Healthcare Financials:
• Long-short discretionary.
• Double digit return TR. High single digit will be “middle of the pack”
• Hard workers, string investment drive, Strong strive for success
• Team player
Exceptional compensation structure.
THE UNSUCCESSFUL CANDIDATES(s):
I receive far too many candidates (~90%) outside of the guidelines above. My client is very successful in his current approach and will going change the organization and process of his company for you.
So, for the sake of clarity:
- If you work in a L/O AM or a sell-side firm, you will be turned down.
- If you are a generalist or M&A banker, you will be turned down.
- If you work in other asset classes than public equity, you will be turned down.
- If your approach is systematic / quantitative, you will be turned down.
- If your sector specialty is not one of the ones above, you will be turned down.
- If you have little experience, you will be turned down (this is for the best-of-breed).
- And if you are a school teacher, a soldier, an algo developer or something else that really is not in line with the role, you will be blocked for any future application.
Thank you for your understanding. It’s a rare opportunity. I didn’t say it was a rare opportunity for everybody.
To apply to this role or obtain further information, please contact either Gontran de Quillacq, Managing Director, Head of Quantitative & Risk Practice. W: +1 (646) 710-3457, Gontran@IJCPartners.com, www.linkedin.com/in/gdequillacq or Ervan Lerman, Principal & Founder, W: +1 (646)710-3455, Evan@IJCPartners.com
EZ-AD Corp is an in-store digital advertising system & is growing at a rapid rate. In just over a year, EZ-AD has gone from a startup company to a company grossing over a million dollars per year! We want to open the doors to young ambitious students who are looking to be part of this growing success.
We are currently seeking motivated sales professionals, a “wolf of wall street” mentality who’s hungry, a go getter, an over achiever and a person that will not take no for an answer mind set.
What will I be doing? -You will be engaged in Direct Sales, Cold Calling ,Lead Generation and Customer Support.
Requirements: -Must have a minimum of 10 hours a week to work.
Compensation: $10-$15/hr plus commission based off interview presentation. This internship may lead to a long-term position with the company with a salary of over $100,000/year.
If interested, please contact us at Ishtar@ezadtv.com. For more info visit: https://www.ezadtv.com

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