What I think of when sell side tries to pitch me a stock
November 2012
16 posts
October 2012
30 posts
When I explained to one of my clients, a VP in Asset Management, that the NYSE was closed today and likely would be closed tomorrow:
My reaction:
His Reaction:
Realizing the guy sounded like he needed immediate liquidity:
Credit: M/ Sell Side Research/ SF
Another day of fuckery in West Coast finance!
When it's 1am and I'm given revisions on a pitchbook due the next morning:
When I’m the one responsible for delivery of said pitchbooks:
Credit: M/IB/NYC
When I am told I may get to leave before 9pm on a Friday:
When I actually do get to leave before 9pm on a Friday:
Credit: M/IB/NYC
When I look to exit banking and get a really compelling banking offer:
Credit: M/IB/Chicago
When BI announced Apple Shares Dropped $8 The INSTANT The iPad Mini's Price Was Announced:
Credit: Skirt, BI Article re Apple
What happens after you point out a mistake your VP/MD made in front of the client:
Credit: M/NYC/IBD
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When I'm on #WIF and my associate comes up and asks what I'm working on:
Credit: M/NYC/IBD
When I accept the offer to lateral out of my horrible shop:
Credit: M/NYC/IBD
When I think about how much time I spent on a useless giant certificate (CFA)
Credit: M/Former sell-sider
When my non #WIF friends try to get me to go out after two straight all nighters.
Credit: M/NYC/IBD
When walking someone with a non-financial background through a model with 5+ inputs
Credit: Former Sell Sider
Vikram Pandit Yesterday:
Credit: NY/London Former Credit Trader
