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November 2012

16 posts

When the guys bring ugly dates to the holiday party:

Credit: Skirt

Nov 28, 20121 note
#wheninfinance #finance #wall street #wallst #wallstreet #holiday #holidayparty #christmas #party #skirt #skirts #gif #funny #lol #dis bitch
The Holidays at #WheninFinance

The holidays are a magical time of the year. For normal people, they can be marked by the first snow, putting up the Christmas tree, or the day after Thanksgiving. For #WIFs the holiday season is marked by the official invitation to the holiday party.

The Holiday Party is one of the best times of the year: perhaps second only to Bonus Day. When we received our invitations this year, we couldn’t help but to think over The Ghosts of Holiday Party Past. Like the time time the secretary threw up behind the booth and then made out with a VP, making the interns dress up as elves, and marveling at meeting some of the #WIF wives for the first time.

Not to mention, the holiday party is usually when most inter-#WIF relationships start.

We’ll be sharing some of our favorite and worst holiday party stories over the next couple months. Send us some of your memories in story, gif, or picture format in email, twitter, or instagram. Make sure to tag them with #wheninfinance.

Some of our favorite ones might receive some holiday presents in the new year.

Nov 27, 20121 note
#wheninfinance #finance #holiday #christmas #holidayparty #drink #drunk #wall street #wallst #banking #IB #bankers #investment banking #private equity #grey goose #alcohol #hangover #contest #WIF #story #storytime #stories
When the other intern comes in 3 hours late and thinks nobody will notice:

My boss’ reaction:

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Credit: M / Intern / Merrill Lynch

Nov 26, 20122 notes
#wheninfinance #finance #intern #interns #internship #wall street #wallst #wallstreet #IB #banking #investment banking #bankers #Ibanking #tyra #funny #gif #lol #pool
The Holiday Party:

Expectation:

Reality:

Credit: Skirt

Nov 21, 20125 notes
#wheninfinance #finance #wall street #wallstreet #wall st #wallst #banking #vom #drink #drunk #alcohol #puke #gross #gif #funny #lol #skirt
When I'm the only female on the deal:

Credit: Skirt

Nov 17, 20124 notes
#banking #deal #deals #female #finance #hot dogs #skirt #wall street #walllst #wallstreet #weiners #wheninfinance #women #skirtproblems
When my VP calls me over for another turn on a book

Credit: M / IBD / NYC

Nov 13, 20123 notes
#wheninfinance #finance #wall street #wallst #wallstreet #banking #ibankers #IB #VP #pitchbooks #slavery #NYC #IBD #NY #stahp
When my friend wants me to help him get a job:

When he sends me the wrong resume 3 times:

When he realizes he didn’t proofread his resume:

When I find out he didn’t proofread his resume:

When he asks me to send his ‘better’ resume:

Nov 9, 20125 notes
#wheninfinance #finance #wall street #wallstreet #wall st #friends #jobs #resume #recruiting #proofread #typo #cats #gifs #lol #banking
Nate Silver's election predictions:

Credit: Skirt

Nov 7, 20124 notes
#wheninfinance #nate silver #politics #statistics #fivethirtyeight #prediction #election #witchcraft #witch #numbers #math #gif #lol
When the obnoxious banker on the deal blows up my phone/email repeatedly:

Credit: F / LA / Mezz

Nov 7, 20125 notes
#wheninfinance #finance #wall street #wallst #wallstreet #banking #banker #IB #ibanker #PE #Mezz #private equity #skirts #mean girls #regina #obsessed #annoying #gif #lol #funny #LA #mezz
The Election is Over!

Here are some rap songs about Mitt Romney.

Now: back to super serious finance work.

Talk to us: wheninfinance@gmail.com

Nov 7, 20121 note
#wheninfinance #mitt romney #election #rap music #binders #binder full of hoes #republicans #GOP #democrats #finance #wall street #wallstreet #wallst
Shitty bonus season:

Nov 5, 20122 notes
#wheninfinance #finance #bonus #bonus season #banking #ibanking #IB #wall street #wallst #wallstreet #pennies #cheap #gif #lol #funny #wtf #keep the change
Training the new interns:

Credit: Skirt

Nov 2, 20129 notes
#wheninfinance #first year #finance #intern #interns #internship #wall street #wallst #wallstreet #banking #ibanking #ibankers #shut up #Skirt
when my senior analyst said she's taking the December CFA level 1 and she just cracked book 1 in October

At first I’m like:

Then she tells me she doesn’t have a calculator a month later and I’m like:


And then she tells me she has no idea how she can memorize more than 3 standard deviation numbers, and it’s November, and I’m like:

Credit: F/ValuationĀ 

Nov 2, 20129 notes
#CFA #analyst #calculator #cats #finance #funny #gif #lol #study #unprepared #valuation #wheninfinance #skirts
Nov 1, 20123 notes
#wheninfinance #trader #trading #finance #wall street #wallst #wallstreet #Skirt #halloween
When I try to leave work early on a Friday but then get staffed:

Credit: M/NY/IBD

Nov 1, 20125 notes
#wheninfinance #wif #banking #ibanking #IB #ibankers #finance #friday #leaving #early #staffer #staffed #weekend #NY #NYC #wall street #wall st #wallst #gif #mud #crap #funny
Life as a first-year #WIF:

Nov 1, 20121 note
#wheninfinance #first year #WIF #pumpkin #halloween #dwight #the office #gif #finance #banking #ibanking #ibankers #wall street #wall st #wallst #slavery #misery #violent
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