Coming into work the day after Christmas:
and trying to make it look like I’m doing actual work: Credit: Skirt
Congratulations, Future #WIFs.
Congratulations to all you future #WIFs on finishing up the year/semester. We see so many of you on our Instagram and Twitter: We hope our site gives you an accurate depiction of your post-grad life: slave hours and heavy drinking. Your Friend, #WheninFinance Share your Instagram photos by tagging them with #wheninfinance. To have your pictures shared anonymously from our Instagram, send...
Working in VC, watching banking friends complain...
Credit: M / NY / VC
Happy Holidays From First Round Capital
When I get assigned a CIM the day before Christmas...
When the other associate tells me they can’t work on it because they are going to be out of town: Credit: M / IB / Palo Alto
Every time I am left unattended at my desk:
Getting an offer to jump to REPE that was...
How I felt when they threw me to wolves on my first day and I remembered I had no RE experience: My reaction when I was given no changes to make on my model
The markets reaction to FOMC
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Going to Market: When I have to call the bottom...
A #WIF Christmas Jingle: Bonus Claus Is Coming To...
We got this #wheninfinance Christmas jingle in our inbox over the weekend with a note that read: “Now as you read this, just imagine the most senior MDs singing loud and clear whilst glaring towards the analysts around the room. Don’t know how that makes me feel.” “BONUS CLAUS” IS COMING TO TOWN You better not sleep You better not try Just bust your ass We’re telling you why Bonus...
When the creepy associate tried to drunkenly put...
When I'm on hold for 20 minutes waiting for the...
When I reply all to the entire working group asking if the call is going to start: When I realize the pricing call already started without me: Credit: M / LevFin / Ohio
When the senior forex trader comes out of the...
I’m like: Credit: Male/Toronto/Institutional Investments
Holiday Party Tales: The Wives in Finance
Wives in finance are, quite possibly, the most interesting breed of human being in existence. Every time I’ve met a senior partner’s or director’s wife, she is an unknown strain of bizarre, worthless, or mean. It’s become the standard. Once upon a time, I’d met my managing partner’s wife and, of course, she rolled in on the Wives In Finance Bizarro Train with glitter in her...