Sitting in my managing director's office when he...
When someone asks if they should buy a random...
Credit: Former sell sider
ICYMI: 25 Rules For Dating A #WIF
In case you missed it: Our friends over at Business Insider wrote up a piece last week about the 25 Rules of Dating A Wall Streeter and tapped our very own resident Skirt for a few. Thanks to all you #WIFs who took a look; over 125,000 views! Tell us what you think and some rules you have for those who date #WIFs and #WIFs who date.
Dating a #WIF. Date Night:
Expectation: Reality: Credit: Skirt
When I found out what they pay you as an intern
Credit: Male / New Zealand / DCM
BLS office when asked to explain the latest "drop"...
Credit: M / Chicago / IBD
Romney debating Obama last night:
Anytime any of the first-year analysts attempt...
When Too Many #WIFs Are Under One Roof, Down...
Received in the WIF inbox today: this hilarious email chain that has gone viral from the #WIFs down under. Apparently a bunch of #WIFs shacked up together and one in particular was very set on certain house rules. The best one being a Skirt Tax, apparently referred to as ‘Birds’. Click through the images below to see the full emails. The first picture here shows the original...
When I still hear about Occupy Wall Street
When someone decides to email every person...
Credit: Anon from Merrill Lynch
HOW I FEEL WHEN I GET THE DEAL
When somebody asks if that means I'm a bank teller
Credit: Anon (Our gif prayers have been answered)
Why we didn't hire the summer intern
An Animated Explanation For Today’s Trading-Via...
On one hand, everyone wants to dump dollars because of this: On the other hand, every headline out of Europe makes you go: So you try gold. …and get whipsawed anyway. Credit: Forexlive http://www.forexlive.com/blog/2012/09/21/an-animated-explanation-for-todays-trading/. Everyone is getting on the gif bandwagon
When someone on an IBD complains about hours
Credit: F, lev fin, NY
Every single analyst on my floor on a Thursday...
Credit: male, toronto, institutional investments (duh, of course we’re alcoholics, look what we go through)
Getting cursed out by management or my MD:
The first time: Now: Credit: Skirt
When I found out that first year grads are being...
Credit: Male / Law Student / Australia (Bet this guy got an offer at Macquarie)
When I am sitting in my Lawyers Ethics class with...
Credit: Male / Law Student / Australia