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January 22, 2013
In Our Inbox: Investment Wanker Game

Got this gem in our inbox today. A little online game called “Investment Wanker”.

Enjoy.

January 4, 2013
When a deal explodes as soon as we engage:

December 19, 2012
When I get assigned a CIM the day before Christmas Break (due Jan 2):

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When the other associate tells me they can’t work on it because they are going to be out of town:

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Credit: M / IB / Palo Alto

December 11, 2012
Going to Market: When I have to call the bottom tier buyers:

Credit: M/IB/Chicago

November 27, 2012
The Holidays at #WheninFinance

The holidays are a magical time of the year. For normal people, they can be marked by the first snow, putting up the Christmas tree, or the day after Thanksgiving. For #WIFs the holiday season is marked by the official invitation to the holiday party.

The Holiday Party is one of the best times of the year: perhaps second only to Bonus Day. When we received our invitations this year, we couldn’t help but to think over The Ghosts of Holiday Party Past. Like the time time the secretary threw up behind the booth and then made out with a VP, making the interns dress up as elves, and marveling at meeting some of the #WIF wives for the first time.

Not to mention, the holiday party is usually when most inter-#WIF relationships start.

We’ll be sharing some of our favorite and worst holiday party stories over the next couple months. Send us some of your memories in story, gif, or picture format in email, twitter, or instagram. Make sure to tag them with #wheninfinance.

Some of our favorite ones might receive some holiday presents in the new year.

November 26, 2012
When the other intern comes in 3 hours late and thinks nobody will notice:

My boss’ reaction:

Credit: M / Intern / Merrill Lynch

November 13, 2012
When my VP calls me over for another turn on a book

Credit: M / IBD / NYC

November 7, 2012
When the obnoxious banker on the deal blows up my phone/email repeatedly:

Credit: F / LA / Mezz

November 5, 2012
Shitty bonus season: