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December 19, 2012
When I get assigned a CIM the day before Christmas Break (due Jan 2):


When the other associate tells me they can’t work on it because they are going to be out of town:


Credit: M / IB / Palo Alto

October 29, 2012
When I explained to one of my clients, a VP in Asset Management, that the NYSE was closed today and likely would be closed tomorrow:

My reaction:

His Reaction:


Realizing the guy sounded like he needed immediate liquidity:

Credit: M/ Sell Side Research/ SF

Another day of fuckery in West Coast finance!