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December 10, 2012
A #WIF Christmas Jingle: Bonus Claus Is Coming To Town

We got this #wheninfinance Christmas jingle in our inbox over the weekend with a note that read: “Now as you read this, just imagine the most senior MDs singing loud and clear whilst glaring towards the analysts around the room. Don’t know how that makes me feel.”

 

“BONUS CLAUS” IS COMING TO TOWN

 

You better not sleep

You better not try

Just bust your ass

We’re telling you why

Bonus Claus is coming to town

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He’s making a list

He’s checking it close

Gonna find out who’s hot and who’s toast

Bonus Claus is coming to town

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He sees you when you’re resting

He knows when you’re awake

He knows if you’re at your desk

So show up, for appearance sake!

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Oh’ pound on Excel

Make spreadsheets fly

Better go fast

We’re telling you why

Or Bonus Grinch is coming to town

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November 5, 2012
Shitty bonus season: