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December 26, 2012
Coming into work the day after Christmas:

and trying to make it look like I’m doing actual work:

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Credit: Skirt

December 19, 2012
When I get assigned a CIM the day before Christmas Break (due Jan 2):

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When the other associate tells me they can’t work on it because they are going to be out of town:

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Credit: M / IB / Palo Alto

December 10, 2012
A #WIF Christmas Jingle: Bonus Claus Is Coming To Town

We got this #wheninfinance Christmas jingle in our inbox over the weekend with a note that read: “Now as you read this, just imagine the most senior MDs singing loud and clear whilst glaring towards the analysts around the room. Don’t know how that makes me feel.”

 

“BONUS CLAUS” IS COMING TO TOWN

 

You better not sleep

You better not try

Just bust your ass

We’re telling you why

Bonus Claus is coming to town

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He’s making a list

He’s checking it close

Gonna find out who’s hot and who’s toast

Bonus Claus is coming to town

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He sees you when you’re resting

He knows when you’re awake

He knows if you’re at your desk

So show up, for appearance sake!

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Oh’ pound on Excel

Make spreadsheets fly

Better go fast

We’re telling you why

Or Bonus Grinch is coming to town

Share your holiday party stories (short or long), gif reactions, and photos to us at wheninfinance@gmail.com and tag with #wheninfinance on Instagram

December 10, 2012
When the creepy associate tried to drunkenly put the moves on me at the holiday party:

Credit: Skirt 

November 28, 2012
When the guys bring ugly dates to the holiday party:

Credit: Skirt

November 27, 2012
The Holidays at #WheninFinance

The holidays are a magical time of the year. For normal people, they can be marked by the first snow, putting up the Christmas tree, or the day after Thanksgiving. For #WIFs the holiday season is marked by the official invitation to the holiday party.

The Holiday Party is one of the best times of the year: perhaps second only to Bonus Day. When we received our invitations this year, we couldn’t help but to think over The Ghosts of Holiday Party Past. Like the time time the secretary threw up behind the booth and then made out with a VP, making the interns dress up as elves, and marveling at meeting some of the #WIF wives for the first time.

Not to mention, the holiday party is usually when most inter-#WIF relationships start.

We’ll be sharing some of our favorite and worst holiday party stories over the next couple months. Send us some of your memories in story, gif, or picture format in email, twitter, or instagram. Make sure to tag them with #wheninfinance.

Some of our favorite ones might receive some holiday presents in the new year.