Expectation:
Reality:
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November 21, 2012
November 7, 2012
When the obnoxious banker on the deal blows up my phone/email repeatedly:
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November 5, 2012
November 2, 2012
when my senior analyst said she’s taking the December CFA level 1 and she just cracked book 1 in October
At first I’m like:
Then she tells me she doesn’t have a calculator a month later and I’m like:
And then she tells me she has no idea how she can memorize more than 3 standard deviation numbers, and it’s November, and I’m like:
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October 30, 2012
October 29, 2012
When it’s 1am and I’m given revisions on a pitchbook due the next morning:
When I’m the one responsible for delivery of said pitchbooks:
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October 26, 2012
October 24, 2012
Explaining to the idiot management team how the deal is actually what they want:
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October 23, 2012
What happens after you point out a mistake your VP/MD made in front of the client:
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October 22, 2012
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