

When the other associate tells me they can’t work on it because they are going to be out of town:

Credit: M / IB / Palo Alto
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How I felt when they threw me to wolves on my first day and I remembered I had no RE experience:

My reaction when I was given no changes to make on my model

We got this #wheninfinance Christmas jingle in our inbox over the weekend with a note that read: “Now as you read this, just imagine the most senior MDs singing loud and clear whilst glaring towards the analysts around the room. Don’t know how that makes me feel.”
“BONUS CLAUS” IS COMING TO TOWN
You better not sleep
You better not try
Just bust your ass
We’re telling you why
Bonus Claus is coming to town
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He’s making a list
He’s checking it close
Gonna find out who’s hot and who’s toast
Bonus Claus is coming to town
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He sees you when you’re resting
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’re at your desk
So show up, for appearance sake!
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Oh’ pound on Excel
Make spreadsheets fly
Better go fast
We’re telling you why
Or Bonus Grinch is coming to town
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My boss’ reaction:

Credit: M / Intern / Merrill Lynch
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