Expectation:
Reality:
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November 21, 2012
November 9, 2012
When my friend wants me to help him get a job:
When he sends me the wrong resume 3 times:
When he realizes he didn’t proofread his resume:
When I find out he didn’t proofread his resume:
When he asks me to send his ‘better’ resume:
November 7, 2012
November 7, 2012
When the obnoxious banker on the deal blows up my phone/email repeatedly:
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November 5, 2012
November 2, 2012
when my senior analyst said she’s taking the December CFA level 1 and she just cracked book 1 in October
At first I’m like:
Then she tells me she doesn’t have a calculator a month later and I’m like:
And then she tells me she has no idea how she can memorize more than 3 standard deviation numbers, and it’s November, and I’m like:
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October 30, 2012
October 29, 2012
When I explained to one of my clients, a VP in Asset Management, that the NYSE was closed today and likely would be closed tomorrow:
My reaction:
His Reaction:
Realizing the guy sounded like he needed immediate liquidity:
Credit: M/ Sell Side Research/ SF
Another day of fuckery in West Coast finance!
October 29, 2012
When it’s 1am and I’m given revisions on a pitchbook due the next morning:
When I’m the one responsible for delivery of said pitchbooks:
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