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December 12, 2012
The markets reaction to FOMC

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December 12, 2012
Are You Following Us On Instagram?

You should be. Shame on you.

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Submit your photos to be posted on our Instagram, like the holiday party gem above, or tag your Instagram photos with #WheninFinance.

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December 11, 2012
Going to Market: When I have to call the bottom tier buyers:

Credit: M/IB/Chicago

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December 10, 2012
A #WIF Christmas Jingle: Bonus Claus Is Coming To Town

We got this #wheninfinance Christmas jingle in our inbox over the weekend with a note that read: “Now as you read this, just imagine the most senior MDs singing loud and clear whilst glaring towards the analysts around the room. Don’t know how that makes me feel.”

 

“BONUS CLAUS” IS COMING TO TOWN

 

You better not sleep

You better not try

Just bust your ass

We’re telling you why

Bonus Claus is coming to town

—-

He’s making a list

He’s checking it close

Gonna find out who’s hot and who’s toast

Bonus Claus is coming to town

—-

He sees you when you’re resting

He knows when you’re awake

He knows if you’re at your desk

So show up, for appearance sake!

—-

Oh’ pound on Excel

Make spreadsheets fly

Better go fast

We’re telling you why

Or Bonus Grinch is coming to town

Share your holiday party stories (short or long), gif reactions, and photos to us at wheninfinance@gmail.com and tag with #wheninfinance on Instagram. 

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December 6, 2012
When I’m on hold for 20 minutes waiting for the pricing call to start:

When I reply all to the entire working group asking if the call is going to start:

When I realize the pricing call already started without me:

Credit: M / LevFin / Ohio

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November 28, 2012
When the guys bring ugly dates to the holiday party:

Credit: Skirt

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November 26, 2012
When the other intern comes in 3 hours late and thinks nobody will notice:

My boss’ reaction:

Credit: M / Intern / Merrill Lynch

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November 21, 2012
The Holiday Party:

Expectation:

Reality:

Credit: Skirt

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November 17, 2012
When I’m the only female on the deal:

Credit: Skirt

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